Public Health Official Pillows

2021

The C.D.C.'s recommended safe distance to view this cartoon."

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

NHS development plan: "We're planning on filling in the details later,"

'Due to cutbacks we've had to accept a sponsor for your stitches.'

'We don't have the answer, but we're really getting off on the attention.'

Virtual Doctor

"Sorry – there's a shortage of beds. On the bright side, you're way more infectious than the guy next to you."

"There's nothing to worry about regarding this national emergency."

'We're launching a campaign to get people to take up smoking again!'

In the interests of hygiene, please use the tongs provided

US obesity.

"This is my new normal."

'The FDA has found that food causes cancer. They're going to outlaw food!'

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

'No Batguy, it wasn't your arch nemesis who dumped toxic chemicals into the city's water supply, it was another deregulated mega-corporation.'

Vaccine nationalism

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

'I only sneezed because I have hay fever.'

"And the good news is, you only need one dose of this vaccine!"

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

Grim Reaper with ChipsFries.

AIDS Medicine... Do not use in case of Kidney disease, Heart complaints and poverty.

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

The 11th Commandment

"Our battle with Covid-19 has been a triumph."

Aids in the world.

"President Trump says all is forgiven. . . he wants you to lead the fight against the coronavirus."

NHS Reception

"We're running low so some of you will have to share."

"GPs morale is rock bottom...I think we should send them a postcard saying they're very nice!"

Obesity problems in the UK.

Scientist taking air quality reading on roof with canary wearing gas mask.

'What's the government doing about the jabless?'