Public Health Official T-Shirts

2021

The C.D.C.'s recommended safe distance to view this cartoon."

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

NHS development plan: "We're planning on filling in the details later,"

'Due to cutbacks we've had to accept a sponsor for your stitches.'

'We don't have the answer, but we're really getting off on the attention.'

Virtual Doctor

"Sorry – there's a shortage of beds. On the bright side, you're way more infectious than the guy next to you."

"There's nothing to worry about regarding this national emergency."

'We're launching a campaign to get people to take up smoking again!'

In the interests of hygiene, please use the tongs provided

US obesity.

"This is my new normal."

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

To ensure that all of their citizens are protected against the flu, officials in Syracuse released 100,000 flu-inoculating bees.

'No Batguy, it wasn't your arch nemesis who dumped toxic chemicals into the city's water supply, it was another deregulated mega-corporation.'

'The FDA has found that food causes cancer. They're going to outlaw food!'

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

The 11th Commandment

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

Grim Reaper with ChipsFries.

'I only sneezed because I have hay fever.'

Vaccine nationalism

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

"And the good news is, you only need one dose of this vaccine!"

AIDS Medicine... Do not use in case of Kidney disease, Heart complaints and poverty.

"Why does every disaster movie start with the government ignoring a scientist? Like that would ever happen."

Scientist taking air quality reading on roof with canary wearing gas mask.

"Our battle with Covid-19 has been a triumph."

The Smoking Inn.

"GPs morale is rock bottom...I think we should send them a postcard saying they're very nice!"

Aids in the world.

Science and Coronavirus

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."