Health Inspector Pillows

"Even more dangerous than crossing the road is being undercooked."

"We're not a seafood restaurant -- this building has a pretty severe lobster infestation."

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

'Our menu is divided into three sections: Cancer causing foods, artery clogging foods, and foods that are being boycotted for political or environmental reasons.'

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'Maybe you should wear a helmet, in case, you know, my math is off.'

"Yes, but it's naturally toxic."

"I tell you I've studied the entire site personally and there is no toxic waste!"

'Oh, that place...? we shut that down AGES ago!'

'There's an inspector here from the Board of Health who would like to see the chicken soup.'

Overzealous health inspectors.

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Which is the genetically modified corn?"

'Health and safety regulations I'm afraid, sir.'

"I'll have the Catch of the Day."

'The health department will be here any minute. Get rid of all the salmonella back there.'

Men watching TV, shouting close him down.

"I'm sorry, but your restaurant has failed on a number of issues"

Tunnel of Safety

Bulk Food/ Stuff we swept off the floor.

'What's the catch of the day?' 'Hepatitis!'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

"Do you want a clean one?"

"Let me know if you find a ring."

'For my last meal, I'd like something that's not high in trans-fat.'

Help to Avoid Industrial Accident....

'Good Heavens, man, you look like an accident waiting to happen.'

'I bet he wasn't carrying a helmet.'

'It's not Spanish dancing - he's killing cockroaches.'

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

Grim Reaper with ChipsFries.

'It's not wallpaper Maury. it's MOLD!'

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

'Is anything O.K.?'