Health Inspector Prints

"Even more dangerous than crossing the road is being undercooked."

"We're not a seafood restaurant -- this building has a pretty severe lobster infestation."

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

'Our menu is divided into three sections: Cancer causing foods, artery clogging foods, and foods that are being boycotted for political or environmental reasons.'

'Maybe you should wear a helmet, in case, you know, my math is off.'

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

"Yes, but it's naturally toxic."

"I tell you I've studied the entire site personally and there is no toxic waste!"

'Oh, that place...? we shut that down AGES ago!'

Which is the genetically modified corn?"

'There's an inspector here from the Board of Health who would like to see the chicken soup.'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Overzealous health inspectors.

'Health and safety regulations I'm afraid, sir.'

'The health department will be here any minute. Get rid of all the salmonella back there.'

Men watching TV, shouting close him down.

"I'll have the Catch of the Day."

"I'm sorry, but your restaurant has failed on a number of issues"

Tunnel of Safety

Bulk Food/ Stuff we swept off the floor.

'What's the catch of the day?' 'Hepatitis!'

"Do you want a clean one?"

'I bet he wasn't carrying a helmet.'

'It's not Spanish dancing - he's killing cockroaches.'

Grim Reaper with ChipsFries.

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

'Is anything O.K.?'

'For my last meal, I'd like something that's not high in trans-fat.'

'It's not wallpaper Maury. it's MOLD!'

'Good Heavens, man, you look like an accident waiting to happen.'

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

"Let me know if you find a ring."

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