Exhaustion Explorer Gifts

Friday/Saturday/Sunday

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

'You've got the Vietnam 1000 yard stare. All new parents get it!'

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

Midlife: You Are Here.

'Just as I suspected, Simpson. The extinction process happened very suddenly.'

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

Chemistry Improv Theater

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

The Family Joules: Part 15

"You want proof? There's your proof."

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

"Whoa, whoa – for all I know you contaminated the sample."

"The scientists are coming back to study us, so I want you both to be on your best behaviour this time!"

'I blog, therefore I am.'

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

"In the late Cretaceous" "What do you mean, you're here for all of us at once?"

How long have you let this unhealthy obsession with family and friends interfere with your celebrity-watching?

'Oh, come on -- everything can't be extinct!'

'Any history of extinction in your family?'

'Just because the alignment of the system wasn't maintained during rapid sample exchange, it's no threat to your manhood.'

'Is he dead, or is it intern fatigue?'

"Just you wait!"