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"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

'You've got the Vietnam 1000 yard stare. All new parents get it!'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

Midlife: You Are Here.

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

'Just as I suspected, Simpson. The extinction process happened very suddenly.'

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

"You want proof? There's your proof."

Chemistry Improv Theater

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

"Whoa, whoa – for all I know you contaminated the sample."

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

'I blog, therefore I am.'

'Just because the alignment of the system wasn't maintained during rapid sample exchange, it's no threat to your manhood.'

'Oh, come on -- everything can't be extinct!'

'Any history of extinction in your family?'

"In the late Cretaceous" "What do you mean, you're here for all of us at once?"

"The scientists are coming back to study us, so I want you both to be on your best behaviour this time!"

'Is he dead, or is it intern fatigue?'

"Just you wait!"

'I know I told you this wouldn't hurt, but, if it does, raise your trunk or something.'