Endurance Explorer T-Shirts

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

"Here we go, one lap left in the Olympic Finals, and we're heading into the final sprint!"

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Fly Football

Yoga for Alcoholics

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Snow flake

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Butterflies

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Fish hunting for men.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"Trail mix?"

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

The Golfing Accident

...the all-terrain skateboard.

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Pointing.

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'