Emotional Endurance Experts Gifts

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"So, how are we doing with our trust issues?"

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"How to communicate better with your mate"

"When you hold me like this, you make me feel I can do anything."

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

Runner's High, Runner's Low

Women

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

'Look, I know I'm just the bread, but I feel like you guys aren't being emotionally honest with each other and it's going to cause problems down the road.'

"With the redundancy and the divorce I'm struggling to remain Mr. Happy."

'... and then he slammed the door in my face...'

"While I no longer laugh in the face of adversity, occasionally I can manage a contemptuous snort."

“You must be this self aware and emotionally secure to go on this ride”

Emotional Incontinence - Emotional Illiteracy

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

I need a shoulder to cry on! And business advice!

"There was nothing you could do. It's not your fault if the patient doesn't show for the operation!"

"Could we up the dosage? I still have feelings."

Overworked doctors in need of sleep

"I've been waiting here so long I think I'm cured."

'Even my emotional baggage is leather.'

"I think he stood on a nettle."

"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."

Victim support

'I spoke to my therapist and she says it's okay if I don't like you.'

Vending machine offers tea and sympathy

'He's the only one that wasn't let go due to the bad economy and now he has survivor guilt!'

I saw that! Saw what? You just had tears in your eyes. The end of the movie made you cry! Did not. Why not just admit it? What's the big deal? It was a sad movie and you cried. It happens to everyone. You think you're above normal emotions? Are you better than the rest of us?! No. Fine, okay. It was sad. Maybe my eyes were a little moist. Girly man! Look at the crying girly man! Can't win.

Still working from Hell

"I respect and appreciate how hard the spilled milk is for you."

Human empathy