Emotional Resilience Coach Gifts

'He's the only one that wasn't let go due to the bad economy and now he has survivor guilt!'

"You left your demons here last week."

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

'So, your anger management class is working?'

"With the redundancy and the divorce I'm struggling to remain Mr. Happy."

"I see your thirty. I hear your thirty. I validate your thirty."

Pregnant woman enters door marked: 'Mommy Time ... With Pre and Post-Natal Hug Therapy'

"While I no longer laugh in the face of adversity, occasionally I can manage a contemptuous snort."

"I think I've found the trouble, Mr. Nadler!"

'When I call for the time and temperature, they say 'Who wants to know?''

'Anyone here for the psychiatrist?'

Sadly, Barbara was the only one to show up at the support group for those with abandonment issues.

Victim support

A competitive rower thinking 'Crap'.

Pretty Soon: Increasingly dim TV newscasters will need help knowing what emotions to convey when they are 'reporting'.

"I hardly fly anymore. The emotional baggage fees were killing me."

'Always had difficulty expressing my anger. Even before the botox injections.'

'I'm shaking a bit!'

'Well, here we are at last.'

"Doctor Finkelstein is here to ensure you're not carrying any excess emotional baggage on board."

"I want you to leave and take your headlong slide into oblivion with you."

There are days when even Santa doesn't believe in Santa anymore...

"Hurt People hurt people."

'Thank you for coming...I'll be ok...grief is the price we pay for love...'

'Your therapy was a success and you're sure to have your violent temper under control now? Really? Well, then... you're fired, you idiot.'

Reading a Eulogy.

'Ever thought of seeing a meteorologist?'

Butterflies look at a 'You Are Here' map in a stomach.

'I guess you hear this kind of thing all the time?'

'He just got the bill for his grief counseling.'