Emotional Resilience Coach Pillows

'He's the only one that wasn't let go due to the bad economy and now he has survivor guilt!'

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"You left your demons here last week."

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

'So, your anger management class is working?'

"With the redundancy and the divorce I'm struggling to remain Mr. Happy."

"I see your thirty. I hear your thirty. I validate your thirty."

"While I no longer laugh in the face of adversity, occasionally I can manage a contemptuous snort."

Pregnant woman enters door marked: 'Mommy Time ... With Pre and Post-Natal Hug Therapy'

"I think I've found the trouble, Mr. Nadler!"

'When I call for the time and temperature, they say 'Who wants to know?''

'Anyone here for the psychiatrist?'

Sadly, Barbara was the only one to show up at the support group for those with abandonment issues.

Victim support

A competitive rower thinking 'Crap'.

Pretty Soon: Increasingly dim TV newscasters will need help knowing what emotions to convey when they are 'reporting'.

"I hardly fly anymore. The emotional baggage fees were killing me."

'Before we discuss the side effects, Mrs. Gimler, I need to know if the hormone therapy is helping your mood.'

'Always had difficulty expressing my anger. Even before the botox injections.'

'I'm shaking a bit!'

'Well, here we are at last.'

"Doctor Finkelstein is here to ensure you're not carrying any excess emotional baggage on board."

There are days when even Santa doesn't believe in Santa anymore...

"Gentlemen, we have ourselves a very troubling trend."

Reading a Eulogy.

'Thank you for coming...I'll be ok...grief is the price we pay for love...'

'Your therapy was a success and you're sure to have your violent temper under control now? Really? Well, then... you're fired, you idiot.'

"Hurt People hurt people."

"I want you to leave and take your headlong slide into oblivion with you."

'Ever thought of seeing a meteorologist?'

Butterflies look at a 'You Are Here' map in a stomach.

'I guess you hear this kind of thing all the time?'

"Ack! You can't just blurt out that one of the icons of my youth is dead, you hafta prepare me!"