Emotional Coach Pillows

"Rooting for them is a disease, Ben. It's nothing to be ashamed of."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Licensed Therapist

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

Pet a Puppy

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

Emotional Support Pest

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

Personal Relationship Counsellor

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

I hear you, man. Look, if you need anything, my door is always open.

"When you hold me like this, you make me feel I can do anything."

"Enough already! You’re depressing me!"

"See? This is what I'm talking about! If you always show how happy you are to see everyone, you give them all the power in the relationship!"

Broken Heart

"Yes, I came back. I always come back."

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

"I see your thirty. I hear your thirty. I validate your thirty."

"With the redundancy and the divorce I'm struggling to remain Mr. Happy."

'She was upset about breaking up with 'Phoenix',your 'plenty more fish in the sea' just made it worse!'

Pregnant woman enters door marked: 'Mommy Time ... With Pre and Post-Natal Hug Therapy'

Psychiatry visit.

"Your empathy is making it hard to breathe."

"This is Miss Jones, Doctor - I want you to cheer her up. She's been through hell recently."

'It's not his knee. It appears his feelings are hurt and the team psychologist is rushing out onto the field.'

An Emotional Support Pet's Support Pet's Support Pet.

"Our team needs a lot of nurturing."