Endurance Enthusiast Gifts

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'

100k Desert Crawl

Neverending Task.

Cross-country knitting.

'He's blown a head gasket, is running on empty and the tread on both shoes is gone -- but he's gonna win!'

"You have to admire Jake. He's going nowhere fast."

5K Run. How'd the 5K go, Frank? I only made it to the "G."

Science Lab. Next Rest Area: 500 Revolutions.

It's difficult to swim the channel without the benefit of convincing inspiration.

Endurance

While Desmond was by far the world's fastest marathon runner, his Achilles heel was his wimpiness.

"Oh, we have a special hell for triathletes. It's just like regular life, except you can't talk about your triathlons."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"Just be yourself."

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Goldfish bowl on raft...

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Bears going water skiing.

Theatre Crowd