Self-examination Expert Gifts

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Nervous Oral Testing

"Because we dismissed his original self-diagnosis, he wants to give us his second opinion."

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

"Watch carefully...it hurts when I do this."

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"How'd I do on the test?"

Man to date about many self-portraits on his wall: 'Self-realization is where I'm headed.'

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

'Thank you for not guessing.'

"Office of quality assurance"

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

Examiners.

'...And my thirty-seventh symptom....'

'My outer self loves your inner self, but my inner self can't stand your outer self.'

Lambs to the Slaughter

"Smart Arse"

Man tapping a tuning fork on another man's knee

"Adolescencia"

Man looking down long telescope at himself.

'You have a harmless but highly irritating form of nervous disorder we call D.Y.I. - Diagnosing Yourself on the Internet.'

"I thought SAT was 'Smart Alec Teacher'!"

"Is it ne'er do wells, or ne'ers do well?"

'I just feel so used all the time.'

'Before we begin, let's say a little prayer for humility.'

"I've done a lot of soul searching, and I've come to the conclusion that I should be thinking less about money and more about naked women."

"Papi! Papi! I figured it out! I know exactly what I'm gonna be when I grow up!"

'...no you can't phone a friend!'

After a lifetime of searching, Leonard finds himself.

"You know how I feel about sampling!"