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Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Nervous Oral Testing

"Because we dismissed his original self-diagnosis, he wants to give us his second opinion."

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"Watch carefully...it hurts when I do this."

"How'd I do on the test?"

Man to date about many self-portraits on his wall: 'Self-realization is where I'm headed.'

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

'Thank you for not guessing.'

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

"Office of quality assurance"

Examiners.

'...And my thirty-seventh symptom....'

Man tapping a tuning fork on another man's knee

'My outer self loves your inner self, but my inner self can't stand your outer self.'

"Smart Arse"

Lambs to the Slaughter

I'd like a second opinion on your self-diagnosis - So a random guy from the waiting room is googling your symptoms.

"Adolescencia"

Man looking down long telescope at himself.

"I thought SAT was 'Smart Alec Teacher'!"

'I just feel so used all the time.'

'Before we begin, let's say a little prayer for humility.'

"I've done a lot of soul searching, and I've come to the conclusion that I should be thinking less about money and more about naked women."

"Is it ne'er do wells, or ne'ers do well?"

'You have a harmless but highly irritating form of nervous disorder we call D.Y.I. - Diagnosing Yourself on the Internet.'

After a lifetime of searching, Leonard finds himself.

"Papi! Papi! I figured it out! I know exactly what I'm gonna be when I grow up!"

'...no you can't phone a friend!'

"You know how I feel about sampling!"