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All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

'What's he going to be when he passes all his exams?' 'A pensioner!'

Law school acronym test.

"How'd I do on the test?"

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"

'I took GCSE English, so how am I supposed to know what that means?'

"Is it ne'er do wells, or ne'ers do well?"

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"I'll be grading your tests tonight, so I suggest you send me home in a good mood."

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

Nervous Oral Testing

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

GCSEs

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Examinations.

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

"Wow...your resume is quite impressive."

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

'Your CV says in your last job you were responsible for...'

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"We thought this was more realistic."

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'