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'Ouch, there goes another point off his SAT scores.'

I will study my speling words...

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Nervous Oral Testing

"How was work?"

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

Evil Exams!

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

GCSEs

'Maths is fun!'

A prince needs to learn arithmetic because some day you may want to divide and conquer.

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Examinations.

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'