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"Daddy works in a magical, faraway land called Academia."

'Don't be embarrassed to ask for help Dad.'

'I've gotten over my fear of tests, but now I seem to have developed studying anxiety.'

"I can't play video games after school, I have to help my father with his homework."

"This doesn't leave much room for creativity."

'Correct...Now do it again, and this time, with feeling.'

Exams

"I'm thinking that now is a good time to start those tutoring sessions."

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

'I look forward to my first year as a teacher. I wrote lesson plans, attended in-service workshops, and decorated my classroom. Preparation is half the victory. It's the other half that scares me.'

'It's a guess. I never said it was an educated guess.'

'The trouble with education is everyone knows how to teach, but nobody knows how to learn.'

'Oh, what the heck -- why not a dissertation on 'Baywatch'?'

'I finished my homework, and half my college freshman courses.'

"You'll be pleased to know you haven't got any homework this evening."

"No, I'm not in trouble. My mom's here being tutored so she can help men in Common Core math."

'I'm sorry I don't understand a word you're saying...'

'New career low - gave out a page of Ulysses to my freshmen and they thought it was a wordsearch.'

"I don't get it. If it's an aptitude test, why didn't they let me use my apps?"

"At this school we stress critical thinking. And right now I'm very critical of your thinking."

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"11th Grade Math for Nincompoops"

Aristotle Instructs Young Alexander in Philosophy

'Home Schooling'

'My biology teacher said I was becoming a pain in the gluteus maximus, whatever that is.'

'About this time of year, I start thinking of them in the past tense.'

"We help the student qualify for one of the major tutoring centers."

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

'Be sure to tell all your friends how much you enjoy these lessons.'

Professor Isaac goes off on another tangent.

'Take out your eBooks and open up 'Understanding Algebra.' Turn to page 198. Open your smart phone's math app and select 'solving quadratic equations.''

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

Bass Clef

"Until the face recognition software is installed I'm going to have a hard time remembering your names."