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"We help the student qualify for one of the major tutoring centers."

I will study my speling words...

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

X-ray Psychology.

The Origami Society...

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"How was work?"

Evil Exams!

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

A prince needs to learn arithmetic because some day you may want to divide and conquer.

'Home Schooling'

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

Technologies and distance classes

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

School. Learning is a lifelong process. It's only the graduation ceremonies that end.

'I'm not doing well in Chemistry - I'm out of my element.'

Psychologist's receptionist to man: 'I'm afraid I cancelled your appointment - the doctor has decided you don't exist.'

"Daddy works in a magical, faraway land called Academia."

'I finished my homework, and half my college freshman courses.'