Tutoring Aficionado Pillows

"We help the student qualify for one of the major tutoring centers."

I will study my speling words...

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

X-ray Psychology.

Evil Exams!

"How was work?"

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

The Origami Society...

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

'Home Schooling'

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

Technologies and distance classes

'I'm not doing well in Chemistry - I'm out of my element.'

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

Psychologist's receptionist to man: 'I'm afraid I cancelled your appointment - the doctor has decided you don't exist.'

"Daddy works in a magical, faraway land called Academia."

'I finished my homework, and half my college freshman courses.'

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'