Online Tutorial Aficionado Pillows

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

Twister:Rural Social Networking

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"That news you're reading is 24 hours old. I can get it 23 hours and 57 minutes sooner online."

"If either of you know any cause or impediment why you should not be married, INCLUDING YouTube CLIPS, declare it now."

Wifi Peacock

Manual Worker

"Pavlov's Blog."

"If you want to know why I fired you, you can subscribe to my blog."

"I can never remember, how much do we tip?"

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

'I have a big inferiority complex. I don't have a website.'

'Halt! User name and password.'

'Today we learned if it ain't on Google, it ain't worth knowing.'

Internet Name Tags.

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

"Eat those veggies or I'll change the wifi password."

'Gloria, what do I have to do to share a fascinating online article about the surprising ways to use watermelon?'

'I'm enrolling in an online course to learn how to apply for a loan for an online university.'

Internet Addict Anonymous

"The operation was a success. Thank goodness for YouTube videos!"

"I like this site. It's asking if I'll accept cookies and pizza and donuts and beer and..."

Internet Dude

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

"Home is where..."

"How come some media companies are so shy of web recruitment?" "Anorak-naphobia?"