Online Tutorial Aficionado Gifts

"Yes, I know how to fix it! I watched a 12 year-old do it on a YouTube video."

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

Twister:Rural Social Networking

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"If either of you know any cause or impediment why you should not be married, INCLUDING YouTube CLIPS, declare it now."

"That news you're reading is 24 hours old. I can get it 23 hours and 57 minutes sooner online."

'...and do you solemnly swear to update your facebook status to 'married'?'

Wifi Peacock

Manual Worker

"I can never remember, how much do we tip?"

"If you want to know why I fired you, you can subscribe to my blog."

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

"Pavlov's Blog."

'I have a big inferiority complex. I don't have a website.'

'Halt! User name and password.'

'Today we learned if it ain't on Google, it ain't worth knowing.'

'Perhaps we would be better off with fewer fans on Facebook and Twitter, and more on Visa and Mastercard!'

"Eat those veggies or I'll change the wifi password."

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

Internet Name Tags.

'Gloria, what do I have to do to share a fascinating online article about the surprising ways to use watermelon?'

'I'm enrolling in an online course to learn how to apply for a loan for an online university.'

"I like this site. It's asking if I'll accept cookies and pizza and donuts and beer and..."

"Home is where..."

No one said anything about blogging …

"The operation was a success. Thank goodness for YouTube videos!"

Internet Dude

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

'Oh, don't mind the senator. He and his colleagues always get this way when they start thinking of the day they'll start taxing the Internet.'