Tutorial Guru Gifts

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"When you say you're behind me 100%, do you mean base ten or binary?"

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

Kirsten Johnson

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Crocodile Selfie

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

Great training inspires employees: 'I see myself doing you job before too long...'

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

"The results of your last project are back and it appears the app you created makes you obsolete."

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

A Meeting of Computer Buffs.

STRIP Hambone: The internet 'Where's it going?'

"Computer Help Line? I think something bad has happened to my hard drive!"

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

"Text!"