Tutorial Guru Gifts

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

Robots In The Boardroom

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

The Modern Novel.

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

Kirsten Johnson

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"When you say you're behind me 100%, do you mean base ten or binary?"

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Crocodile Selfie

Windows or Mac?

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

Great training inspires employees: 'I see myself doing you job before too long...'

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

"The results of your last project are back and it appears the app you created makes you obsolete."

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

A Meeting of Computer Buffs.

"Text!"

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

'Take my advice, and never look in the back of your computer.'

Customer help - jargon talking i-diot.