Teaching Techniques Guru Gifts

The Ideal Teacher.

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

"A dozen eggs and a pint of semi-skimmed...Sorry, looks like I left my presentation in my other coat."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

Robots In The Boardroom

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

The Modern Novel.

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"When you say you're behind me 100%, do you mean base ten or binary?"

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

Kirsten Johnson

"While you make the sales presentation, Monica. I'll scope out the room and try to identify this company's Achilles heel!"

Crocodile Selfie

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Windows or Mac?

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

Great training inspires employees: 'I see myself doing you job before too long...'

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

'Great visual support.'

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

"I'll need some distracting hilarity on the borders of my quarterly report."

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'