Tactics Guru Gifts

Sam Allardyce

Roberto Martinez

Joachim Low

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

"When you say you're behind me 100%, do you mean base ten or binary?"

'Our strategy is perfect! This is the customers' fault - they don't think the way WE do!'

"I know it's a big risk, Fred, but don't lose sight of its strongest selling point: You're taking it, not me!"

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

'With your 4-4-2 formation I don't think you'll see the end of this match.'

Jose Mourinho

"Anyone can dream the impossible dream. We need to sell the impossible dream."

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'We have to plan for the future. It will take us a generation to get out of debt.'

"You really are one hell of a therapy dog."

Inventor of Morse Code

Trojan Chess

"They said it couldn't be done. I suppose we should have listened to our lawyers."

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

Assets On Hand/Familiarity With Landscape

Business Meeting

'As all coherent strategy has failed, we turn to you.'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'We're facing a hostile takeover.'

The Ideal Teacher.

Alex Ferguson