Tactical Guru Gifts

Jose Mourinho Caricature.

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

Robots In The Boardroom

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

'Our job will be to drag the competition down to our level.'

The Modern Novel.

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

'Our strategy is perfect! This is the customers' fault - they don't think the way WE do!'

"I know it's a big risk, Fred, but don't lose sight of its strongest selling point: You're taking it, not me!"

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Crocodile Selfie

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

Windows or Mac?

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

'With your 4-4-2 formation I don't think you'll see the end of this match.'

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

Jose Mourinho