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The Ideal Teacher.

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

"A dozen eggs and a pint of semi-skimmed...Sorry, looks like I left my presentation in my other coat."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"When you say you're behind me 100%, do you mean base ten or binary?"

Kirsten Johnson

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Crocodile Selfie

"While you make the sales presentation, Monica. I'll scope out the room and try to identify this company's Achilles heel!"

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

Great training inspires employees: 'I see myself doing you job before too long...'

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

'Great visual support.'

"I'll need some distracting hilarity on the borders of my quarterly report."

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

'When I wake up, remind me to give you a few tips on how to make your presentations a little more dynamic.'