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The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

Great training inspires employees: 'I see myself doing you job before too long...'

Dog wearing gas mask brings slippers to his owner.

"And this bit down here is about actually how to do the job."

Valet Parking - Official 2016 Olympic track & field training.

"Cross-training Larry, cross-training. Don't you read your emails?"

'Beg, but don't wheedle.'

The Dog Breeder and His Son

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

I'm looking for employees who have their own unique way of seeing things my way.

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Kirsten Johnson

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

Psychiatry in the Park

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

Constructive Criticism 50c.

Health

'You strap it on and it monitors your eating habits -- it's called the 'Fudgebuster.''

Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't.

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

"My fit watch has conspired with the TV remote. The remote only stays on some fitness channel until I get up and exercise."

Woman on running machine next to a cake.

'You'll be spending a little time in pilates purgatory but don't worry, those guys work miracles.'

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'