Running Guru T-Shirts

'This is the 100 metres. The pole vault's back there.'

Health

"So, what are YOU running from, Charlie?"

Robot Parts $5

'My feet are killing me.'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"Portrait of a Lady"

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Kirsten Johnson

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

Getting through the week.

'Not that slowly back...'

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

Man running

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

Psychiatry in the Park

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'