Robot Psychiatry. But if I get in touch with my inner mechanisms, won't that void my warranty?
Mechanical Guru Gifts
Looking for a gift that speaks your mechanical guru's language? Our collection blends clever humor with warm appreciation, making every item a tribute to their passion for all things mechanical. Find mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that showcase their skills and love for engineering, sure to bring a smile to their face.
'You've hit the fitness plateau.'
Apples for sale
The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.
Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!
"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"
Intelligent people laugh too!
On the back of the t-shirt...
Muscles
'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'
Computer Science Class 10101010101.
Drool Marks
"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"
'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'
'My electric car is giving me static!'
"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."
"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"
'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'
Exercise Class
Geek fairies
It's only firing on 87 cylinders!
The trim reaper
'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'
Organic Soldering.
Kirsten Johnson
"Bonk!"
Prepare to meet thy mechanic.
"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"
"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."
"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."
Inflating Boobs.
'What are you eating now?'
Newton's Cradle Solar System
"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."
'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'
Mechanical Guru Gifts Collection
Mechanical Guru Mugs
Discover more gifts that celebrate mechanical wizards on our mugs page—find the perfect cup to match their engineering flair.
Mechanical Guru Pillows
Need a cozy accessory for your mechanical guru? Check out our pillows, perfect for adding personality to any space.
Mechanical Guru Prints
Transform their workspace with inspiring prints that highlight their mechanical ingenuity and creative spirit.
Mechanical Guru T-Shirts
Explore our T-shirt collection for mechanical enthusiasts—fun, stylish tees that showcase their engineering passion.