Mechanical Guru Prints

Robot Psychiatry. But if I get in touch with my inner mechanisms, won't that void my warranty?

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Apples for sale

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

Intelligent people laugh too!

On the back of the t-shirt...

Muscles

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

Drool Marks

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Exercise Class

Geek fairies

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

The trim reaper

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Organic Soldering.

Kirsten Johnson

"Bonk!"

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

Inflating Boobs.

'What are you eating now?'

Newton's Cradle Solar System

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'