Gymnastic Guru Prints

"Yes! Paul nails the Edna Vault!"

Wordplay: Inverted.

'She's be great in the olympics. She can hang on a bar and chin for hours.'

Competitive tweeting

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Apples for sale

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Intelligent people laugh too!

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Muscles

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

On the back of the t-shirt...

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Yoga Xmas Decorations

At the 2021 Religious Games

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Exercise Class

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

DumbbellsSmartbells.

The trim reaper

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

Newton's Cradle Solar System

'What are you eating now?'

"Bonk!"

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"