Gravitational Guru Prints

Why the moon hates the beach.

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

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Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Intelligent people laugh too!

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'But what is the universe for?'

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"Bonk!"

Newton's Cradle Solar System

Getting through the week.

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

His and Hers Gravity Bars.

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

The earlier, less publicized discovery of gravity by Corblatt.

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

'Don't blame the lawyer!'

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Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

"Galileo, I've had about enough of all your gravity experiments!"

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

'Does the hunter I just ate make me look fat?'

Newton discovers anti-gravity,

'And so thanks to my dad's waistline I now understand the theory of our constantly expanding universe!'

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

'So much for Newton. Now, as for Einstein...'

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

Descendant of Galileo disproving the theory that computers double in speed every twelve months.

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

''Not guilty'? -- oh, in denial, are we?'