Instruction Aficionado Gifts

Operating Instructions: 1) Grasp railing firmly with left hand. 2) Place right foot on nearest step. (directions for climbing stairs)

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

'You can't just get up and leave without permission.'

Manual Worker

"Everyone seems to be having no trouble assembling our products. Apparently, we're making our instructions too easy."

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Super Student

Hanging off every word...

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

Maternity ward.

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

'Dad taught me how to tie my shoes, and I taught him how to program the computer.'

University Book Store.

'That's not what it looked like in the shop...' - 'It's near enough.'

"Why don't you try learning from your own mistakes?"

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

"Son, I've asked Mr. Puffer to instruct you on the finer points of classical as your new tooter."

"Pavlov's Blog."

High School

"I didn't learn anything in school today but I'll learn twice as much tomorrow."

Teacher giving marks out of ten to builder repairing wall in school.

It could be worse -- there could be 35 teachers for every student

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

"So you can do your homework. That's why you have to learn to read and write."

Spelling Bee at Ridgefield Country Day School.

"If you wish to see your artwork displayed, don't forget your bio."

"We walked him a lot when he was a puppy. . . now he walks us."

Final Exams Today

"I tried talking to the principal about what I’d be teaching next semester, but he kept changing the subject."

Math Class. Rm 217. I don't know how many time I've failed a math test.

"The operation was a success. Thank goodness for YouTube videos!"