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"Adverbs, adjectives, conjunctions, clauses... I'll NEVER learn to speak English!"

"Does every chapter of yours need to include a vegetable?"

A Puppet Named Juan

I will study my speling words...

Nathaniel Hawthorne

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

Punctuation Police

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

Shakespeare was bisexual

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

Smith Academy. A Tradition of Excellense.

"How was work?"

Evil Exams!

"Oh, this old thing?"

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Contemporary English Lesson: The Cat was Sat on the Mat.

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

Thomas Hardy

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

A prince needs to learn arithmetic because some day you may want to divide and conquer.

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

'Home Schooling'

Sometimes Y Turn

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

William Faulkner

Technologies and distance classes