English Tutor Mugs

Very Like It.

"Adverbs, adjectives, conjunctions, clauses... I'll NEVER learn to speak English!"

"Does every chapter of yours need to include a vegetable?"

A Puppet Named Juan

I will study my speling words...

Nathaniel Hawthorne

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

Punctuation Police

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

Shakespeare was bisexual

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

Smith Academy. A Tradition of Excellense.

"Oh, this old thing?"

"How was work?"

Evil Exams!

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

Contemporary English Lesson: The Cat was Sat on the Mat.

Thomas Hardy

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

'Home Schooling'

Sometimes Y Turn

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

Technologies and distance classes

'I'm not doing well in Chemistry - I'm out of my element.'

Lord Byron