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My child is a genius.

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

I will study my speling words...

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

Swan Fairy Tales

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

"He's such a fussy eater."

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

"How was work?"

Evil Exams!

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

A prince needs to learn arithmetic because some day you may want to divide and conquer.

'Home Schooling'

School. Learning is a lifelong process. It's only the graduation ceremonies that end.

Technologies and distance classes

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie