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'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

I will study my speling words...

Swan Fairy Tales

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

"How was work?"

Evil Exams!

"He's such a fussy eater."

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

'Home Schooling'

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

'I'm not doing well in Chemistry - I'm out of my element.'

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

Technologies and distance classes

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!