X-ray Examiner Gifts

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

'You may as well start crying on the outside, because you're certainly not laughing on the inside.'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

Turkey Autopsy

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

'Gee!' (doctor looking at x-ray)

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

'Thank you for not guessing.'

"Things look good but let's run a few more tests since mortality runs in your family."

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

Examiners.

"Can you check inside it for me, Mister?"

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

"Office of quality assurance"

'I see a beautiful young woman. You're naked, she's leaning over you. Oh, wait. She's performing your autopsy! '

Turkey Autopsy

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

Lambs to the Slaughter

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

Barrister asking a witness to produce burnt papers

"Curiosity."

"Another clear case of COVID19."

"No wonder I'm getting feedback!"

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

"How the hell should I know what I'm looking at? You're lousy insurance doesn't provide HD X-rays."

"Smart Arse"