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'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

'You may as well start crying on the outside, because you're certainly not laughing on the inside.'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

Turkey Autopsy

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

'Gee!' (doctor looking at x-ray)

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

'Thank you for not guessing.'

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

"Things look good but let's run a few more tests since mortality runs in your family."

Examiners.

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

"Can you check inside it for me, Mister?"

"Office of quality assurance"

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

'I see a beautiful young woman. You're naked, she's leaning over you. Oh, wait. She's performing your autopsy! '

Turkey Autopsy

'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

"How the hell should I know what I'm looking at? You're lousy insurance doesn't provide HD X-rays."

"Smart Arse"

"No wonder I'm getting feedback!"

"Another clear case of COVID19."

"Curiosity."

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

Barrister asking a witness to produce burnt papers

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

Lambs to the Slaughter

'Quit if you want, Bowman, but the intellectual property stays here.'

Cause of death: Just one of those things.