'I don't want surgery...can you just touch up the x-rays?'
X-ray Artist Gifts
Looking for a unique gift for an x-ray artist? Our collection features humorous and thoughtful products inspired by the creative world of x-ray imaging. From whimsical mugs to stylish t-shirts, cozy pillows, and striking art prints, these items are perfect for artists who see beauty under the surface. Whether it’s a nod to their profession or their artistic soul, find something that resonates with their eye for detail and love of innovation. Celebrate their artistic spirit with our playful designs that turn the ordinary into extraordinary.
"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"
"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"
"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).
'Gee!' (doctor looking at x-ray)
Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.
'Good News. Further x-rays revealed the big shadow on your lung to your stomach.'
'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'
'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'
"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."
"Can you check inside it for me, Mister?"
"What is it Doc, I can handle it."
"Hmm, well, I wouldn't worry too much. This condition is very common in your profession."
"No wonder I'm getting feedback!"
Orthopaedist
"How the hell should I know what I'm looking at? You're lousy insurance doesn't provide HD X-rays."
'I don't like the looks of this - there's nothing wrong.'
"I don't like the looks of that Spot on your lung."
Why dogs are not hired to do bone scans
I owe you an apology for not believing you have back pain.
"The good news is your back surgery has healed perfectly. However, it looks like you may have to go back for a second exorcism!"
"How cute! Our technician photo-bombed your X-ray!"
'As you can see, the CAT scan of your brain turned up positive.'
"Trust me I'm a Doctor."
'Good news! Your positives look negative.'
"Don't be alarmed. It's just our technician photo-bombing your X-ray."
'It's so rare you'll need your own teleton.'
"But the good news is I've found my watch!"
"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."
Alcoholic's X-Ray
So, what did my x-rays reveal, Doctor? Oddly enough, beneath your finished ink drawing, there was a rough sketch in blue pencil.
"Were the x-rays really necessary?"
"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"
'Billy, no! Midterms are tomorrow!'
'You're right - the dog did eat your homework.'
X-ray Artist Gifts Collection
X-ray Artist Mugs
Explore our collection of x-ray artist mugs and find the perfect design to bring humor and creativity to their morning routine.
X-ray Artist Pillows
Add a quirky, artistic touch to any room with pillows inspired by the creative world of x-ray imaging.
X-ray Artist Prints
Transform their space with art prints that celebrate the hidden beauty seen through an x-ray lens.
X-ray Artist T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that showcase the playful side of x-ray artistry, perfect for expressing their unique perspective.