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Radiologist family photos.

'Whilst his cousin, Clark, fought for freedom, justice and the American way. Doctor Neville Kent chose a more orthodox way of using his abilities for the good of mankind.'

'Good News. Further x-rays revealed the big shadow on your lung to your stomach.'

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

Man with a Fish Skeleton.

We've got good definition of your hand, Henderson,...

'Good news! Your positives look negative.'

Orthopaedist

"And is that your card?"

'It doesn't look too serious.'

'#?!@#?! Paparazzi!'

'You have a blockage, which is interrupting your normal flow of intestinal fortitude.'

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

'Billy, no! Midterms are tomorrow!'

"Dr. Horton and I have discovered something we don't like. Our hope is that you, on the other hand, will grow to like it."

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

'Gee!' (doctor looking at x-ray)

"Things look good but let's run a few more tests since mortality runs in your family."

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

"How the hell should I know what I'm looking at? You're lousy insurance doesn't provide HD X-rays."

"No wonder I'm getting feedback!"

'I don't like the looks of this - there's nothing wrong.'

"I don't like the looks of that Spot on your lung."

Why dogs are not hired to do bone scans

"The good news is your back surgery has healed perfectly. However, it looks like you may have to go back for a second exorcism!"

"Trust me I'm a Doctor."

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

'It's so rare you'll need your own teleton.'

Alcoholic's X-Ray

'I don't want surgery...can you just touch up the x-rays?'

"But the good news is I've found my watch!"