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Radiologist family photos.

'Whilst his cousin, Clark, fought for freedom, justice and the American way. Doctor Neville Kent chose a more orthodox way of using his abilities for the good of mankind.'

"George Clooney, was here last week and he was kind enough to pose for a quick photo with me."

'Good News. Further x-rays revealed the big shadow on your lung to your stomach.'

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

I owe you an apology for not believing you have back pain.

Man with a Fish Skeleton.

We've got good definition of your hand, Henderson,...

'Good news! Your positives look negative.'

Orthopaedist

"And is that your card?"

'It doesn't look too serious.'

'#?!@#?! Paparazzi!'

'You have a blockage, which is interrupting your normal flow of intestinal fortitude.'

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

'Billy, no! Midterms are tomorrow!'

Good news! You've got a book inside you, just waiting to come out!

"Dr. Horton and I have discovered something we don't like. Our hope is that you, on the other hand, will grow to like it."

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

'Gee!' (doctor looking at x-ray)

"Things look good but let's run a few more tests since mortality runs in your family."

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

"Hmm, well, I wouldn't worry too much. This condition is very common in your profession."

"How the hell should I know what I'm looking at? You're lousy insurance doesn't provide HD X-rays."

"No wonder I'm getting feedback!"

'I don't like the looks of this - there's nothing wrong.'

"I don't like the looks of that Spot on your lung."

Why dogs are not hired to do bone scans

'Phwoar! Full frontal cortex.'

"The good news is your back surgery has healed perfectly. However, it looks like you may have to go back for a second exorcism!"