X-ray Curious Gifts

"Were the x-rays really necessary?"

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

'Gee!' (doctor looking at x-ray)

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

'Good News. Further x-rays revealed the big shadow on your lung to your stomach.'

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

"Things look good but let's run a few more tests since mortality runs in your family."

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

Orthopaedist

"No wonder I'm getting feedback!"

"How the hell should I know what I'm looking at? You're lousy insurance doesn't provide HD X-rays."

"Hmm, well, I wouldn't worry too much. This condition is very common in your profession."

'I don't like the looks of this - there's nothing wrong.'

'Phwoar! Full frontal cortex.'

I owe you an apology for not believing you have back pain.

"I don't like the looks of that Spot on your lung."

Why dogs are not hired to do bone scans

"The good news is your back surgery has healed perfectly. However, it looks like you may have to go back for a second exorcism!"

'As you can see, the CAT scan of your brain turned up positive.'

"Trust me I'm a Doctor."

'Good news! Your positives look negative.'

So, what did my x-rays reveal, Doctor? Oddly enough, beneath your finished ink drawing, there was a rough sketch in blue pencil.

'I don't want surgery...can you just touch up the x-rays?'

"But the good news is I've found my watch!"

Alcoholic's X-Ray

'Billy, no! Midterms are tomorrow!'

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

"Don't be alarmed. It's just our technician photo-bombing your X-ray."

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

'It's so rare you'll need your own teleton.'

'You're right - the dog did eat your homework.'