X-ray Explorer Gifts

'The bad news is you've swallowed a bunch of those little, green plastic army soldiers. The good news is they all ended up in your GI tract.'

X-Ray of Turkey

'I think I've found your expiration date.'

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

"See this thingamabob attached to your whatchamacallit? That’s the doohickey I was afraid of."

'Ta da! A preview of coming extractions!'

X-Ray "Oh I'm sorry that's not you that's a photo of the A416"

'Quick, stop him!'

'Gee!' (doctor looking at x-ray)

Radiography journalist.

"How the hell should I know what I'm looking at? You're lousy insurance doesn't provide HD X-rays."

"The good news is your back surgery has healed perfectly. However, it looks like you may have to go back for a second exorcism!"

"Give it to me straight, Doc. It's my infrastructure, isn't it?"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."