X-ray Explorers Gifts

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Quantum Psychic

Danger Slow Sand.

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'Gee!' (doctor looking at x-ray)

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"It's a list of possible side effects."

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

Cometh the Cow!