Abstract Explorers Gifts

"She tried to explain the difference between spirituality, mindfulness and mysticism. I didn't get it."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Danger Slow Sand.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

"It's a list of possible side effects."

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."