X-ray Explorers T-Shirts

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

Quantum Psychic

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'Gee!' (doctor looking at x-ray)

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"It's a list of possible side effects."

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

"It's the adorable snowman!"

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."