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Large Hadron Colliider-scope

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Alien embryo growing in earth.

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people."

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

Field Trip!

The Porkypine Pals - Moon Business

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

Take me to your leader. . .

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

"I hope they don't think this is our only technology."

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

'Just where did you get this satellite tracking system, anyway?'

"Hi, everyone! Thanks for coming to our gender reveal party. We've got something really special planned."

The Human Condition

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."

'Of course he reminds you of yourself at his age -- he's your clone.'