X-ray Curious Pillows

"Were the x-rays really necessary?"

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

'Gee!' (doctor looking at x-ray)

'Good News. Further x-rays revealed the big shadow on your lung to your stomach.'

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

"Things look good but let's run a few more tests since mortality runs in your family."

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

"How the hell should I know what I'm looking at? You're lousy insurance doesn't provide HD X-rays."

"No wonder I'm getting feedback!"

Orthopaedist

'I don't like the looks of this - there's nothing wrong.'

Why dogs are not hired to do bone scans

"I don't like the looks of that Spot on your lung."

"The good news is your back surgery has healed perfectly. However, it looks like you may have to go back for a second exorcism!"

"Trust me I'm a Doctor."

'Good news! Your positives look negative.'

"Don't be alarmed. It's just our technician photo-bombing your X-ray."

"But the good news is I've found my watch!"

Alcoholic's X-Ray

'Billy, no! Midterms are tomorrow!'

'I don't want surgery...can you just touch up the x-rays?'

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

'It's so rare you'll need your own teleton.'

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

'You're right - the dog did eat your homework.'

'I don't see the problem.'