X-ray Art Lover Pillows

"Wow, what a lovely pair of clavicles!"

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

'Good News. Further x-rays revealed the big shadow on your lung to your stomach.'

"Things look good but let's run a few more tests since mortality runs in your family."

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

Orthopaedist

'I don't like the looks of this - there's nothing wrong.'

"I don't like the looks of that Spot on your lung."

Why dogs are not hired to do bone scans

"Trust me I'm a Doctor."

'Good news! Your positives look negative.'

'It's so rare you'll need your own teleton.'

Alcoholic's X-Ray

'Billy, no! Midterms are tomorrow!'

'Your X-Rays are here. . . beautiful high-resolution!'

"But the good news is I've found my watch!"

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

"Were the x-rays really necessary?"

I was expecting something a little more advanced

'I don't want surgery...can you just touch up the x-rays?'

'You're right - the dog did eat your homework.'

'I don't see the problem.'

'Gee!'

"You just had to ask him how he was doing, didn't you?"