Collecting X-ray Art Pillows

Radiologist family photos.

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Skeleton playing fetch.

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

Veloci-Rapper

'Kong, loved your resume but I have to ask for a drug test.'

'Good News. Further x-rays revealed the big shadow on your lung to your stomach.'

"Your arm is broken - so it should fit in well here."

Pampered Pets.

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

'Let's see now, say, do you mind if I keep your x-ray for a book I'm writing on fatal diseases?'

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

The Shoemaker's Appendectomy

Chippunks

Orthopaedist

Just Browsing.

'I don't like the looks of this - there's nothing wrong.'

Why dogs are not hired to do bone scans

I owe you an apology for not believing you have back pain.

Boxers vs. Briefs

"I don't like the looks of that Spot on your lung."

Welcome to old age - I come up seven or eight times a night to empty my blowhole, too.

"I couldn't be happier if I were in slop."

"Trust me I'm a Doctor."

'Good news! Your positives look negative.'

Alcoholic's X-Ray

Gonna Suck

"Well, it's only one glass after dinner darling!"

Up Pariscope.

The awesome new CZ 1000 Cowasaki.

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"