X-rays Pillows

'Mister Dulaney, I warned you not to move or breath!'

'That's our new Radiology Specialist!'

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

X-Raying Christmas Presents

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

'Gee!' (doctor looking at x-ray)

'Good News. Further x-rays revealed the big shadow on your lung to your stomach.'

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

"Things look good but let's run a few more tests since mortality runs in your family."

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

"Can you check inside it for me, Mister?"

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

"How the hell should I know what I'm looking at? You're lousy insurance doesn't provide HD X-rays."

Orthopaedist

"No wonder I'm getting feedback!"

'I don't like the looks of this - there's nothing wrong.'

Why dogs are not hired to do bone scans

"I don't like the looks of that Spot on your lung."

"The good news is your back surgery has healed perfectly. However, it looks like you may have to go back for a second exorcism!"

"How cute! Our technician photo-bombed your X-ray!"

"Trust me I'm a Doctor."

'Good news! Your positives look negative.'

"Were the x-rays really necessary?"

Alcoholic's X-Ray

"Don't be alarmed. It's just our technician photo-bombing your X-ray."

'It's so rare you'll need your own teleton.'

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

'Billy, no! Midterms are tomorrow!'

"But the good news is I've found my watch!"

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

'I don't want surgery...can you just touch up the x-rays?'